I caught some Faith on sale last night...
straight off QVC-
shrink-wrapped in a shiny box...
packaged pretty just for me.
I had just ten short minutes to get through
on the line...
to catch my Faith on a special-
Hurry!
Buy one now... get one... half price.
The Angel whispered in my ear
through the telephone...
three easy payments with a credit card-
Faith would be my very own.
Vivid neon letters beckoned me
d
o
w
n
to my knees...
to worship the glowing god
that brought me Faith so cheap.